Bushisms....

Bush compared Al Queda to corporate America in an attempt to show how successful the US has been in the war on terror. In another demonstration of his perspicacity Bush asserted, "If Al Qaeda was structured like corporate America, you'd have a chairman of the board still in office, but many of the key operators would no longer be around."
Bush neglected to mention that if Al Qaeda was structured like corporate America they would likely be his best friends and supporters not his enemy. He also neglected to add that if Al Qaeda was like corporate America they would likely have hundreds of operatives running around DC lobbying for a change to an Islamic Fundamentalist system while screwing millions of ordinary shareholders out of their money with fraudulent accounting practices.
Most press failed to report( WORLD EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HERE!!!) that Bush further added,
"If I was smarter I wouldn't be so dumb."

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